January 2010
I have an espresso maker now!!!
yourironlung:
me: “hey, sorry i stopped texting last night. i was drunk.”
daniel: “this is daniel’s mom. he got his phone taken up. he’s grounded.”
this has happened on multiple accounts……..
me: hey, party at my house on saturday, 8pm! BOYOB!!!
daniel: BYOB?
me: yeah man, bring your own bottle!
daniel: this is daniel’s dad, hahaha
My mom gave Mordor away.
gandalfthewhite:
prawnstar:
gandalfthewhite:
She tried to lie and say that he ran away. But I’m not stupid. Her story has holes in it, and it doesn’t make sense or add up.
Plus, Mordor would never run away, my kitten is afraid of his own fucking shadow so I know he would never wonder into the unknown.
This actually made me genuinely angry. I’m so sorry babe.
Don’t ask why, but I wa...
:(
christopher went to a strpclub again.. without me
"Après moi, le déluge."
gandalfthewhite:
prawnstar:
gandalfthewhite:
prawnstar:
After me, the flood.
ARIEL, WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS JUST LISTNEING TO THAT SONG.
Hence why i posted about Russian language turning me on…
Ugh Russian is so sexy.
And people who can play the violin omg.
I’m SUPER fucking horny now.
;;_;;
remember how you have my vitas cd?
I don't think sex matters in a relationship, it's...
gandalfthewhite:
galvatron:
gandalfthewhite:
colour-me-lovely:
(via fallingliketherain)
Sex actually does matter. Because, if the person isn’t pleasing you in the bed, it fucks your whole relationship up.
^
Maybe that’s true for you, but sex has no relevance to my relationships at all.
Well, say you get married right? And your with that person for the rest of your life, but the sex...
Livy, I hope you know I want to kill you...
(via gandalfthewhite)
just because you know i taught you the art of skanking while drinking coffee and cleaning
I think I'm the only person that skanks while...
gandalfthewhite:
I need a life.
You know you stole this from me and Savvy.. because that’s what we do.. don’t deny it
Fuck you Livy, you have more of my books than I do...
gandalfthewhite:
And you cannot possibly get up to the fourth level of my house, you hobbit.
also, you have to give savannah’s women to me
i'm wrong, always
